what do i blog about???

i hv always thought of bloggin.been plannin for,like months,finally i hv started!
now,i was just wonderin where i should start.so i hv just decided to give possible answers to wat ppl hv to say about me and also my comments about their notions of what kinda person i am!

before i start, i hv few warnings to you all:

" the following content may contain stuff which may be harmful to your reputations and is definitely not for kids."

all alphabets referred below denote real and 100% non-fictional persons.

i am not answerable to anyone who at any stage of readin become absolutely clueless and wonder what the hell i am tryin to say.


Now to business.

R. i expect him to say a lot more and all i get is a "hmm"
Buddy,just be happy you got that as a response and not a "watever" or and indifferent "so??"
Understand that its just my diplomatic way of stating that i have absolutely no idea of wat you are sayin and am takin no effort for understanding it as it is of no concern to me and watever i say is immaterial.

G. the special thing abt him is he speaks well to strangers,especially to girls.
well, the probablity of findin an angel increases as the number of failures of finding one among known ones increases. So, mathematically , i am justified in being good to unknown people!
just a remark : someday in my past,u ver a stranger..... and now???

V.his curiosity to learn and grow in football is unparalleled...He hasn’t learnt much though
oh god!now i realise i can play with blind men too!

B.all the time speaks abt his gal frends
as long as i dont speak abt ur gal frends, i guess it is ok!


A.CM!!!! i no u hate dat name.
ah well, i hv my preferences about who calls me wat.and CM is only for the ones to whom i mean the world. i know where i stand and thats why i get a bit wild.

V.Iam proud of your footballing and kadalying skills
well...... thats variety for ya!

R.always online to greet everyone else with a "hi da machan" ( dunno how he welcomes a gal )....
Chella per dhan machan!!

K. I would love to call him as the KUMBLE,OFF SPIN
now wat do i say to this.........?????

S.he s a handy all rounder wit his dilly dolly leg spin.
now wait a minute, din someone just say i am an off spinner???

G.available for service any time....He's 24x7x365 vetti!!!
now thats time management for you.

V.China... Ivan oru tulli parkkum maina
great god!! good u din think of wonah

S.can advise lik shit !!
gee thanks!then why ask me for one??

G.the first thing that strikes you abt channu is his temper..hardly ever blows.
hell yeah!!! thats all you know about me!


V.he has a real knack for talking to girls and winning their friendship.
whine not buddy,you ll improve!till then u hv to play catch up.



and now the best one!
always has that pre occupied look when we meet alone.
well actually am just thinkin why the hell am sittin before this pretty girl and still bein the decent , non indulgent chap!

arjun and the chipmunk - part 7

and so we continued our efforts.. and then CRASH..!

"sacrilege", cried someone from the road, not because the mighty man had fallen, but because his fall had left a big crater in the already destroyed roads of kknagar..

"the chipmunk has been arrested", cried satyeki.. i was unaware of the fact that the chipmunk belonged to the so called scientific book by Stanley Kubrick which was undergoin inspection by satyeki himself..

and there started my misinterpretation.. i decided that arjun was the chipmunk.. but then why does my title suggest something which is contrary to the truth..?? just a grammatical error i presume.. thus we conclude with.. "arjun is the chipmunk"..

-- barry blah..!

arjun and the chipmunk - part 6

tears rolled down the eyes of everyone in the bus.. there was roaring applause everywhere.. and then it happened.. the 'reverberation effect'.. and the echoes(batman effect).. our applause had put urchin's stability in jeopardy, and the vibrations were moving him towards the exit..

"Eureka", i cried..!

"Maintain the stability in our applause, and we can improve the state of his unstability", the ever so intelligent satyeki said..

arjun and the chipmunk - part 5

"impedimenta..!" cried satyeki, trying to stop urchin from delivering his punches.. but instead he got the mental punch.. reason? he didn't have a wand..! mental..! but then the travellers thought of another plan to outsmart the mighty animal riding on the 6 wheeled tin can.. simple, yet smart.. push the urchin out during its slumber.. but then.. the result was 'failure'.. after minutes of intense effort, urchin had been moved 4cms.. a new world record.. we still had 110cms to cover.. but then we quit our plan, not because we weren't confident enough but because we knew that the he was 11 minutes away from getting down from the bus anyway.. but then we had to admit we had fallen, but then Mr.v'sang, the alfred of the bus told me that inspiring dialogue..

"why do we fall sir? so that we can learn to pick ourselves up.."

and then i asked him.. "still haven't given up on me?"..

"never" he said..

arjun and the chipmunk - part 4

and what did kamal do..? he acted in the movie dasavatharam.. well, we can't blame him entirely because he had to act in the movie that he is supposed to act in.. but coming to the mimic that urchin uses as a gimmic.. 'mimicry'..! gimmic? well, not entirely because when urchin delivers the mimicry, we cry..!

arjun and the chipmunk - part 3

as i write these historic lines, my dear friend blessing puts in an untimely interruption trying to correct my title to "alvin and the chipmunk".. god save him.. again an interruption.. "chipmunk's'" it seems, well that much can be accepted as he hasn't disgraced arjun this time around..

neway.. lets talk about crime today(nothing to do with today's crime).. crime not referring to murders.. not the robbery.. but the one that originates due to insanity.. not exactly what the joker does, but still.. talking about bmw's when you can hardly get inside.. well thats the start of something crim(e)'ic'.. crimic because he follows the principle of mim'ic'.. black sheep i suggest.. maybe kamal hassan has a role to play as well for the crime that has been committed by urchin.. arjun rather..

arjun and the chipmunk - part 2

"retribution would be better", i suggested to myself. "even the joker would quit homicide if he were to meet the giant of kknagar..", said another.. travelling in a bus that is named 'janaki nagar' even though every stop is atleast 3 kms away from that godforsaken place, he instills terror into the minds of the inmates of the bus..

arjun and the chipmunk - part 1

"Eh...!"
i better start with the magical word else i guess i'll be sacrificed for the sake of the lord. arjun(hez not the lord btw..) and the chipmunk, neither are sensible, truly sound nonsensical, be it the sound of the name or the sound produced by them.. lets keep apart the fact that this noisy machine is trying to decipher a method to derive sabine's formulae..! reverberation, is our only hope..!

about me..!

...i dunno who i am; i can't guess my own character; i think i am something and i end up being something else; i try being good, i only end up feeling worse; I've been through and downs; and I've met three kinds of people- the good, the bad, and the ones who can't be judged at all and it is this third kind which confuses my soul. I've lost it all i guess; i ain't the same confident person anymore. i just hope i will get back at everything someday because I've learnt something new, its called hope...

i am human..!

..all i know about myself is that I'm human, i change but i can only get better. something or someone has to be responsible if one gets better, and my life ain't any different and the one who helped me know myself, the one who stood by my side when i needed them the most, the one who still does it in a way, well yeah i call them my god and their sense and reason has taught me a thing or two. my life is truly a miracle and i live and love every moment of it..

My realizations- 8

"There is nothing wrong in assuring people on things when they deserve it; but you didn't want to.. but you have assured me a number of times already in the past; hence i take that for the future!"
"A number of promises had been made in the past and I believe they were made only to keep them up!"
"Fear can hold you prisoner, HOPE can set you free!" *All Hope is never Lost!*

My realizations- 7

"Sometimes we deserve more than what many other people deserve, but we end up being the ones who have to go through the torrid times!"
"You said you weren't getting what you deserved either, but I have never denied you what you deserved. I have and will always give my best!"
"In the end, if you still feel that its all my fault, i beg your pardon! Get back soon! Please!"

I realize- 6

"I will live on with the hope that all ain't lost and hope that you would realize things at some point of life!"
"I just hope that the statement: "well..if u dunt get a reply..dun blame me" doesn't end up being the last thing you ever said to me!"
"When I asked you 'er.. so ur jus chuckin me off..?', you didn't say YES; and that proves something!"
"I can never come to terms with the fact that I was torn apart by you, the one whom i trusted with my life! It still hurts big time!"

My realizations- 5

"Life always offers a second chance and when it does; I will take it whether you want me to or not, because I need you!"
"When you get hit by a bullet unexpectedly, you tend to feel that you'd rather die than live on with the pain!"
"If your love for someone is true, it can never die even if you want to kill it off!"
"Whatever you may have said, I know you still do care because I know you too well!"
"It is too evident when people try to "ACT" rude just because they have to!"

My realizations- 4

"When someone means the world to you; come what may, it will never change! They will always mean the world to you!"
"People have to rethink their decisions at times, they have to think whether it is really required to take drastic steps which are actually not necessary!"
"Relationships are never meant to be broken; people should never end up deciding to walk away from each other!"

My realizations- 3

"Some people expect us to understand things but we keep seeing things from just our point of view, and we ultimately fail to understand things!"
"You are really in love with someone only when you don't expect things from the other person and only if you are genuinely happy by just knowing that the other is doing well in life!"
"When people say 'I don't think its gonna work out, I've lost all hope' they just don't realize how much it might hurt the other!"

My realizations- 2

What I've learned:
"I'll never lose hope because I am sure that I can make it"
"Everything will go right because there isn't any reason for it to go wrong!"
"Sometimes some people change and when they do; rather than crying over it, its better if u can admire and learn things from them!"
"We sometimes feel that some people are being terribly rude; because we dont see the reason behind it. They don't wanna be rude, its just that they got no other go. Their heart is still a gem!"

My realizations- 1

Well, I'd penned down all that came into my mind during the beginning of march. So I am just putting them as posts one after the other..
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What I heard:
"If Something is really meant to be, it will happen in the future!"*Very True*
"If Something is gonna happen..Itz bound to happen!"
"If it doesn't, then its just not meant to be"
"There is no use pondering over the past!"

The Second Eh - part 3

i cried to the girl who was yet to be named,
"this is a revelation"
in union we cried
"we must save the eh archives before the world loses the most important word".

But it was too late,
i asked the same question which hamlet had asked during his time but with a slight difference

"To Eh or not to Eh???"
the multinational officers were closing in on me, obviously the girl was smart and escaped or otherwise joined the multinational company for a better salary(in fact i never paid the girl who was yet to be named)

As i stood there standing for my values and all my principles
and all that i loved in the world,
looking up into the skies for some kind of celestial support but then god was quite busy.

The Second Eh - part 2

As i said "Eh!!!"
"what was going to happen to our archives?" asked the beautiful girl who had been employed as the eh spokesperson, the girl had not been named, she had told me as her parents couldn't afford to name her. so neither did i care.
Coming back to Eh, leafing through what was the remains of the
Fultop's Unofficial Guide to Official Procedures in the seventeenth century i was directed into seeing what was once a handwritten note by the great Shakespeare himself,
the written account is as follows as William writes,
"Thou shall say the magic word,
when in doubt of this mortal world
Chant eh!
and it rhymes with only Eh!"