The Second Eh - part 3

i cried to the girl who was yet to be named,
"this is a revelation"
in union we cried
"we must save the eh archives before the world loses the most important word".

But it was too late,
i asked the same question which hamlet had asked during his time but with a slight difference

"To Eh or not to Eh???"
the multinational officers were closing in on me, obviously the girl was smart and escaped or otherwise joined the multinational company for a better salary(in fact i never paid the girl who was yet to be named)

As i stood there standing for my values and all my principles
and all that i loved in the world,
looking up into the skies for some kind of celestial support but then god was quite busy.